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Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
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Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
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Estranged Son Pretends To Care About The Cleveland Browns to Regain Father’s Affections
“Yes father, that last inning was very exciting”
Adam Panter
Jan 11, 20211 min read
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Rich White Woman Wants You To Know Her 2020 Went Really Well
“I really hope the news that I'm doing really well eases the pain a little”
Adam Panter
Dec 30, 20201 min read
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Director Christopher Nolan To Personally Save Cinema By Becoming Regal Theater Manager
“I and I alone am the only one who can do this”
Adam Panter
Dec 13, 20201 min read
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Leaked Photo Reveals All PlayStation 5s Are Being Assembled By One Toaster Oven
“They will be out when they are hot and ready!”
Adam Panter
Nov 19, 20201 min read
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Actor Steve Buscemi Named PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive
"Buscemi is the pinnacle of what is to be expected of the human form"
Adam Panter
Nov 9, 20202 min read
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New President Elect Joe Biden Concedes Win To Trump
“You know what, I don’t think I want it anymore”
Adam Panter
Nov 7, 20201 min read
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Poll: Americans Disappointed In "Slightly Less Chaotic" Presidential Debate
"I really wanted the two to shiv each other in the kidney on stage"
Adam Panter
Oct 22, 20201 min read
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Horny Ant Gives In To Inevitable Incest
“I’m not proud of it, but I had no other choice”
Adam Panter
Oct 11, 20202 min read
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COVID-19-Stricken Donald Trump Demands Double Whopper At Local Vietnamese Restaurant
“I want a Double Whopper. Also do you still have those nuggie fries?”
Adam Panter
Oct 2, 20202 min read
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Photos Reveal Big Boy Statues Are Indeed Getting Fatter
"All our location’s statues always had built in water pumps that make it look like it is salivating when you get too close to it"
Adam Panter
Sep 29, 20202 min read
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Ash Ketchum Arrested Under Serial Kidnapping Charges
“I gotta catch them all”
Adam Panter
Sep 20, 20202 min read
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Lost Movie Pitch: SnuggieZ
This story focuses around a young woman named Alice... She has a dark past that involves drugs or something
Adam Panter
Sep 15, 20202 min read
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Real Cause Of Climate Change Revealed: God Getting Earth Ready For Global Meatloaf Concert
"There is no thinning of the ozone from your use of fossil fuels... I just really want this performance to look rad as hell"
Adam Panter
Aug 31, 20202 min read
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Eye Of Sauron To Be Sole Speaker For The GOP National Convention
"Throughout the whole convention we plan to just let him just stare into the camera"
Adam Panter
Aug 24, 20201 min read
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Convicted Felon Puts His Two Weeks In At Prison
"I just feel like there is nothing else this place can teach me"
Adam Panter
Aug 15, 20201 min read
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Inflatable Pool Animals Fear The Approaching Fall
“It’s coming!! Please don’t send me back to that dark, cold box!”
Adam Panter
Aug 6, 20202 min read
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U.S Citizens Rejoice! Government Unanimously Agrees The Country’s #1 Issue Is TikTok
“You can rest easy america! We will no longer tolerate China’s ploy to make us watch people lip-singing to Taylor Swift songs”
Adam Panter
Aug 3, 20201 min read
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Senator Mitch McConnell One Step Closer Towards Completing His Metamorphosis Into Demonic Toad Lord
"The pain of the people makes me all the more powerful!
Adam Panter
Jul 31, 20201 min read
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