Horny Ant Gives In To Inevitable Incest

“I’m not proud of it, but I had no other choice”

Toronto- Ant number 2385, who lives in the anthill located at the southwest section of Mrs. Tisby’s backyard patio, has an uncomfortable confession to make: She had sex with one of her brothers. “I’m not proud of it, but I had no other choice”, claimed the self-disgraced insect. #2385 has admittedly been struggling with her attraction for her siblings for months.

“It was mating season see?”, she continued. “The male breeders looked so handsome with their wings going wzzz wzzzz wwwzzz all the time. I had been resisting the urge to mate with them for weeks at the time. I mean, they were all my brothers. Also, they die almost immediately after intercourse, but that’s beside the point. One day I was out searching for food, when I stumbled across a breeding ground for my colony. They all where family, so I said fuck it. Ant number 1742 flew towards me, dripping with morning dew and holding a particularly big crumb of Mrs. Tisby’s famous pot brownies. I gave in, and we made sweet, passionless love. If I'm lucky maybe I will become a Queen someday and start my own colony of incestual offspring”. #2385 was asked when this event took place. “Oh, about thirty minutes ago. #1742 might still be alive if you would like to talk to him”.

At the breeding ground we located a still alive ant #1742 amongst dozens of his dead or dying brothers. We asked how he was doing. “Not too great guys”, he replied. “When I ejaculated by dick literally exploded. But I don’t have any regrets, #2385 was a babe of a little sister. I only wish she can go on and…. Whoa. Whoa! The brownies are setting in. Wow! Go Mrs. Tisby!”

Ant #1742 died in ecstasy several minutes later.