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Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
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Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
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Director Christopher Nolan To Personally Save Cinema By Becoming Regal Theater Manager
“I and I alone am the only one who can do this”
Adam Panter
Dec 13, 20201 min read
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Leaked Photo Reveals All PlayStation 5s Are Being Assembled By One Toaster Oven
“They will be out when they are hot and ready!”
Adam Panter
Nov 19, 20201 min read
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Actor Steve Buscemi Named PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive
"Buscemi is the pinnacle of what is to be expected of the human form"
Adam Panter
Nov 9, 20202 min read
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Ash Ketchum Arrested Under Serial Kidnapping Charges
“I gotta catch them all”
Adam Panter
Sep 20, 20202 min read
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Lost Movie Pitch: SnuggieZ
This story focuses around a young woman named Alice... She has a dark past that involves drugs or something
Adam Panter
Sep 15, 20202 min read
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Real Cause Of Climate Change Revealed: God Getting Earth Ready For Global Meatloaf Concert
"There is no thinning of the ozone from your use of fossil fuels... I just really want this performance to look rad as hell"
Adam Panter
Aug 31, 20202 min read
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"I Need To Drink And Gamble!", A Inebriated Mel Gibson Address His Concerns About The BLM Protests
Nation Turns to Mel Gibson During Times of Racial Divide.
Adam Panter
Jul 30, 20202 min read
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