Rich White Woman Wants You To Know Her 2020 Went Really Well

“I really hope the news that I'm doing really well eases the pain a little”

“Hi y'all!” screeched Nora Bentley, a middle aged, wealthy white woman in a upstate New York apartment. “I just want to let you all know that my year was fantastic. There is no reason to worry about me. Me and my family are healthy both physically, mentally, and financially. In fact, we’ve been so healthy that sometimes I don’t even wear a mask in public. I don’t need it. Let’s see. Oh, we have gotten a lot of extra money off the stocks my husband sold back before the economic crash in March! That is why I did not feel guilty about buying this” Nora pulled out and displayed a half-empty wine bottle. “It’s Chateau Latour cabernet sauvignon from Pauillac, France. It’s a 2013 bottle; good year.” She paused and took a little sip from a glass of wine in her other hand. “Mmmmmhmm. Delicious! Now, I know 2020 has been a little rough for some of you, but I really hope the news that I am doing really well eases the pain a little bit. Good evening, and happy new year!”