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Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
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Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
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Estranged Son Pretends To Care About The Cleveland Browns to Regain Father’s Affections
“Yes father, that last inning was very exciting”
Adam Panter
Jan 11, 20211 min read
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Politics
New President Elect Joe Biden Concedes Win To Trump
“You know what, I don’t think I want it anymore”
Adam Panter
Nov 7, 20201 min read
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Poll: Americans Disappointed In "Slightly Less Chaotic" Presidential Debate
"I really wanted the two to shiv each other in the kidney on stage"
Adam Panter
Oct 22, 20201 min read
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COVID-19-Stricken Donald Trump Demands Double Whopper At Local Vietnamese Restaurant
“I want a Double Whopper. Also do you still have those nuggie fries?”
Adam Panter
Oct 2, 20202 min read
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Entertainment
Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
56 views
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Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
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Director Christopher Nolan To Personally Save Cinema By Becoming Regal Theater Manager
“I and I alone am the only one who can do this”
Adam Panter
Dec 13, 20201 min read
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Local News
Estranged Son Pretends To Care About The Cleveland Browns to Regain Father’s Affections
“Yes father, that last inning was very exciting”
Adam Panter
Jan 11, 20211 min read
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Rich White Woman Wants You To Know Her 2020 Went Really Well
“I really hope the news that I'm doing really well eases the pain a little”
Adam Panter
Dec 30, 20201 min read
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Horny Ant Gives In To Inevitable Incest
“I’m not proud of it, but I had no other choice”
Adam Panter
Oct 11, 20202 min read
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Opinion
Rich White Woman Wants You To Know Her 2020 Went Really Well
“I really hope the news that I'm doing really well eases the pain a little”
Adam Panter
Dec 30, 20201 min read
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"I Need To Drink And Gamble!", A Inebriated Mel Gibson Address His Concerns About The BLM Protests
Nation Turns to Mel Gibson During Times of Racial Divide.
Adam Panter
Jul 30, 20202 min read
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