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Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
Estranged Son Pretends To Care About The Cleveland Browns to Regain Father’s Affections
“Yes father, that last inning was very exciting”
Adam Panter
Jan 11, 20211 min read
Politics
New President Elect Joe Biden Concedes Win To Trump
“You know what, I don’t think I want it anymore”
Adam Panter
Nov 7, 20201 min read
Poll: Americans Disappointed In "Slightly Less Chaotic" Presidential Debate
"I really wanted the two to shiv each other in the kidney on stage"
Adam Panter
Oct 22, 20201 min read
COVID-19-Stricken Donald Trump Demands Double Whopper At Local Vietnamese Restaurant
“I want a Double Whopper. Also do you still have those nuggie fries?”
Adam Panter
Oct 2, 20202 min read
Entertainment
Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
Director Christopher Nolan To Personally Save Cinema By Becoming Regal Theater Manager
“I and I alone am the only one who can do this”
Adam Panter
Dec 13, 20201 min read
Local News
Estranged Son Pretends To Care About The Cleveland Browns to Regain Father’s Affections
“Yes father, that last inning was very exciting”
Adam Panter
Jan 11, 20211 min read
Rich White Woman Wants You To Know Her 2020 Went Really Well
“I really hope the news that I'm doing really well eases the pain a little”
Adam Panter
Dec 30, 20201 min read
Horny Ant Gives In To Inevitable Incest
“I’m not proud of it, but I had no other choice”
Adam Panter
Oct 11, 20202 min read
Opinion
Rich White Woman Wants You To Know Her 2020 Went Really Well
“I really hope the news that I'm doing really well eases the pain a little”
Adam Panter
Dec 30, 20201 min read
"I Need To Drink And Gamble!", A Inebriated Mel Gibson Address His Concerns About The BLM Protests
Nation Turns to Mel Gibson During Times of Racial Divide.
Adam Panter
Jul 30, 20202 min read
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