COVID-19-Stricken Donald Trump Demands Double Whopper At Local Vietnamese Restaurant

“I want a Double Whopper. Also do you still have those nuggie fries?”

President Trump, who was confirmed to have tested positive with COVID-19 late last night, was spotted entering a local D.C. Vietmanese restaurant earlier this afternoon. Giang Minh, owner of “Good Vietnam Food”, recounts the events at his restaurant:

“He stumble in yelling, “I want Double Whopper. I want Whopper!”, he said. He's very sweaty and red. I said, “you have to have mask on”. He ignore me and said again, “I want a Double Whopper. Also do you still have those nuggie fries?”. I said, “no”. I said, “Burger King is two blocks south, this is Good Vietnam Food. We have Pho and Bun bo nam bo”. He said, “Pho bo bo nam? What the hell is that?”. I said, “No! Bun bo nam bo. It’s noodles, beef, sprouts”. He interrupted. He’s looks very dizzy now. “I don’t care Jinping. I don’t care where you got the photos. Burn them for me and I will give your country so many jobs. The best jobs. They will be the...jobs”. At this point, I had enough. I told him, “You sick, get out of Good Vietnam Food!”. He said, “Ah, It’s a hoax. The Chinese virus is nothing. China is the worst”. I respond, “I agree. Get out!”.

Mr. Minh reported that The President then confusedly walked out of the restaurant, stopping only to dry heave over an artificial bamboo plant for thirty seconds. Photos were leaked online approximately fifteen minutes later of Mr. Trump being helped into a secret service car. He was only 40 yards away from the Burger King.

The White House has not made a comment as to why the President was out alone while sick with COVID-19.