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Estranged Son Pretends To Care About The Cleveland Browns to Regain Father’s Affections
“Yes father, that last inning was very exciting”
Adam Panter
Jan 11, 20211 min read
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Rich White Woman Wants You To Know Her 2020 Went Really Well
“I really hope the news that I'm doing really well eases the pain a little”
Adam Panter
Dec 30, 20201 min read
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Horny Ant Gives In To Inevitable Incest
“I’m not proud of it, but I had no other choice”
Adam Panter
Oct 11, 20202 min read
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COVID-19-Stricken Donald Trump Demands Double Whopper At Local Vietnamese Restaurant
“I want a Double Whopper. Also do you still have those nuggie fries?”
Adam Panter
Oct 2, 20202 min read
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Photos Reveal Big Boy Statues Are Indeed Getting Fatter
"All our location’s statues always had built in water pumps that make it look like it is salivating when you get too close to it"
Adam Panter
Sep 29, 20202 min read
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Ash Ketchum Arrested Under Serial Kidnapping Charges
“I gotta catch them all”
Adam Panter
Sep 20, 20202 min read
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Convicted Felon Puts His Two Weeks In At Prison
"I just feel like there is nothing else this place can teach me"
Adam Panter
Aug 15, 20201 min read
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Inflatable Pool Animals Fear The Approaching Fall
“It’s coming!! Please don’t send me back to that dark, cold box!”
Adam Panter
Aug 6, 20202 min read
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Wisconsin Woman Finally Discovers The Joy Of Mayonnaise
"I’ve heard rumors about this stuff. But after my first hesitant bite, I couldn't stop!"
Adam Panter
Jul 30, 20202 min read
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