Poll: Americans Disappointed In "Slightly Less Chaotic" Presidential Debate

"I really wanted the two to shiv each other in the kidney on stage"

Earlier tonight the second and final presidential debate took place in Nashville, Tennessee between president Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden. The first debate, which was heavily criticized for Trump's interruptive approach towards Biden, is now widely considered as one of the worst presidential debates in history. Our poll of fourteen people, who were almost certainly picked randomly, had an almost unanimous agreement of disappointment in comparison to the last debate a few weeks ago, with 11/12 participants in agreement.

"I was looking for another entertaining shit show like last time" stated Mikayla Macintosh, a single mother of three in Nashville. "I could actually understand what the two were saying the whole time. Tonight was slightly less chaotic, very disappointing"

"I thought this was a step up from last time" said Marshall Jackson, a twenty-nine year old from Cincinnati Ohio. "It wasn't perfect, and I think some of their decorum was unacceptable, but the moderator was able to keep the debate on track. The minor improvement this debate displayed, I think, may help the American people feel assured during this troubling time".

"I wanted them to kill each other" blurted Martin Wilson, a Circle K employee from Honolulu, Hawaii (no idea why he is here). "I really wanted the two to shiv each other in the kidney on stage. But like everything that has happened in 2020, this sucked balls"

The general election is taking place on Tuesday, November 3rd.