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Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
Director Christopher Nolan To Personally Save Cinema By Becoming Regal Theater Manager
“I and I alone am the only one who can do this”
Adam Panter
Dec 13, 20201 min read
Leaked Photo Reveals All PlayStation 5s Are Being Assembled By One Toaster Oven
“They will be out when they are hot and ready!”
Adam Panter
Nov 19, 20201 min read
Actor Steve Buscemi Named PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive
"Buscemi is the pinnacle of what is to be expected of the human form"
Adam Panter
Nov 9, 20202 min read
Ash Ketchum Arrested Under Serial Kidnapping Charges
“I gotta catch them all”
Adam Panter
Sep 20, 20202 min read
Lost Movie Pitch: SnuggieZ
This story focuses around a young woman named Alice... She has a dark past that involves drugs or something
Adam Panter
Sep 15, 20202 min read
Real Cause Of Climate Change Revealed: God Getting Earth Ready For Global Meatloaf Concert
"There is no thinning of the ozone from your use of fossil fuels... I just really want this performance to look rad as hell"
Adam Panter
Aug 31, 20202 min read
"I Need To Drink And Gamble!", A Inebriated Mel Gibson Address His Concerns About The BLM Protests
Nation Turns to Mel Gibson During Times of Racial Divide.
Adam Panter
Jul 30, 20202 min read
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