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Vince McMahon Signs Waluigi Into The WWE
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
Adam Panter
Feb 4, 20212 min read
Former Toys Are Us and Claire’s Execs “Feel Betrayed” After Reddit Users Saves GameStop
“You little turds! We made your childhoods too!”
Adam Panter
Jan 28, 20211 min read
Estranged Son Pretends To Care About The Cleveland Browns to Regain Father’s Affections
“Yes father, that last inning was very exciting”
Adam Panter
Jan 11, 20211 min read
Poll: Americans Disappointed In "Slightly Less Chaotic" Presidential Debate
"I really wanted the two to shiv each other in the kidney on stage"
Adam Panter
Oct 22, 20201 min read
Real Cause Of Climate Change Revealed: God Getting Earth Ready For Global Meatloaf Concert
"There is no thinning of the ozone from your use of fossil fuels... I just really want this performance to look rad as hell"
Adam Panter
Aug 31, 20202 min read
Eye Of Sauron To Be Sole Speaker For The GOP National Convention
"Throughout the whole convention we plan to just let him just stare into the camera"
Adam Panter
Aug 24, 20201 min read
U.S Citizens Rejoice! Government Unanimously Agrees The Country’s #1 Issue Is TikTok
“You can rest easy america! We will no longer tolerate China’s ploy to make us watch people lip-singing to Taylor Swift songs”
Adam Panter
Aug 3, 20201 min read
Senator Mitch McConnell One Step Closer Towards Completing His Metamorphosis Into Demonic Toad Lord
"The pain of the people makes me all the more powerful!
Adam Panter
Jul 31, 20201 min read
"I Need To Drink And Gamble!", A Inebriated Mel Gibson Address His Concerns About The BLM Protests
Nation Turns to Mel Gibson During Times of Racial Divide.
Adam Panter
Jul 30, 20202 min read
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