"I Need To Drink And Gamble!", A Inebriated Mel Gibson Address His Concerns About The BLM Protests

Academy award winning Director of Braveheart and Daddy's Home 2 actor Mel Gibson took center stage today to address the Black Lives Matter protests.

Black Lives Matter, a social movement who's goal is to bring awareness and change to the injustices in the black community across the country, has seen an unprecedented upsurge in support after the murder of George Floyed by a police officer back in late May. "I know his (Floyd's) death was really tragic and all" Gibson stated in front of his Malibu home earlier this morning, wearing a tiger print robe and waving a three-fourths empty glass of piña colada in his right hand. "But come on guys, I think it's about time to move on".

Mr. Gibson addressed his concerns about the ongoing protests, calling them "irritating", and "disruptive to his schedule". "Many of these protests happen at like 7 or 8 at night. That's my time baby. I meet up with Downey Jr. And Vince Vaugh to get loaded at a Hollywood casino right around then, but recently there is always some damn protest slowing traffic. They keep fucking shouting at me too. Ridiculous!".

The Expendables 3 actor has reportedly been verbally harassed by several protesters in the recent months, all of which criticizing him for his history of making racial slurs and anti-Semitic comments. One reporter asks what the protesters should do if not take to the streets. After a impressive swig of colada, he responded:

"If you ask me they're too out in the open. You got to be more subtle for this to work. For example there's Chicken Run" Mr. Gibson proceeded to reach into his robe and pull out a well worn VHS copy of the 2000 stop motion film, in which he stars in. "The chickens didn't protest with signs and shit when they wanted to not get processed by Mrs. Tweedy's pot pie machine. They would have been killed on site. They instead worked all night in hiding to build a giant flying machine to get the hell out of there. So… so that's what they should do. Just fly away".